(via aqua-empoleon)
you better watch out 🎅 you better watch out 🎅 you better watch out 🎅 you better watch out 🎅 you bETTER WATCH OUT 🎅 YOU BETTER WATCH OUT 🎅 YOU BETTER WATCH OUT 🎅 YOU BETTER WATCH OUT 🎅
(via teuer)
Your future self is watching you right now through memories.
not if i drink enough alcohol! take that you prying creep
(via bumtumbling)
im so fucking distraught someone came into my wendys and asked they could use their own cup and i said yes and he filled a ziplock bag full of coke! i hate working fast food!!! what the fuck!!
(via ooooohcrap)